Ah, where to begin with my most shameful guilty pleasure show: Bachelor Pad. For those of you lucky enough not to have heard of it, here's the gist: losers from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette live in a mansion together, fight with each other, and cry a lot for a chance at $250,000.
Yeah. I can't believe I watch it either.
I rarely watch The Bachelor/ette, so why does this shitty show have so much appeal for me? Well, besides it being poor reality TV (something I can't seem to tear myself away from), there are a few elements that make this show so weirdly entertaining.
Hot people. Bikinis and trunks. Silly dates (they went to a wax museum and pretended to be statues once. WTF). Silly competitions (a spelling bee, I shit you not).
It was just awkward for everyone.
And tears. So. Many. Tears.
Tears after the spelling bee (I kind of wanted to cry too).
Tears on a bunk bed.
Tears by a strange lava lamp.
All that salty goodness entertains me for some reason. I guess I'm just an asshole. But at least I...well...nah, I got nothing. I'm just a dick.
Ha-ha, pretty people crying. Ha motherfuckin' ha. Continue to amuse me for the prospect of a quarter of a million dollars.
ROFL!! Love the pics and the captions, especially the one with the strange lava lamp. If you're an asshole for loving shitty reality TV, I think there are a lot of us out there. And now I really want to take my next date to pretend to be statues. :)
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